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The spirit of low calories
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Here's the deal. Print this picture out, attach it to the door of your refrigerator, and the food inside will magically have fewer calories. Here are some other little-known facts about food and calories.

1. Broken cookies have no calories. Note: This doesn't work if you break the cookies yourself.

2. Leftover Chinese food, eaten from the original container, with chopsticks, while standing in front of the refrigerator has no calories. As a corollary, fortune cookies that have advice instead of a fortune also have no calories.

3. Food in dented cans has no calories, but you'll never know, since you mother told you not to open a dented can.

4. The further back in the refrigerator you put something, the fewer the calories it will have when you finally get around to eating it.

5. On the moon, a hot fudge sundae has fewer calories than a head of iceberg lettuce. (If you don't believe me, try this for yourself.)

6. In outer space, this journal entry has no gravity.
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